The Miller Zoo

Chaos. Cuddles. Kibble.

Welcome to the digital home of Murphy, Lyla, Gilda (the woofs) and Leona, Lenny, Willie (the meows).

Daily Adventure Featuring: Murphy & Gilda

The Squirrel Incident

This morning, Murphy spotted the "Grey Menace" (a squirrel) on the fence. He immediately initiated Protocol Bark. Gilda, having no idea what was happening, simply spun in circles in the grass. The squirrel remains at large. 0/10 successful catch rate.

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Daily Adventure Featuring: Willie & Lenny

The Box Fortress

An Amazon package arrived. While the humans were interested in the contents, Willie and Lenny engaged in a tactical battle for ownership of the cardboard box. Willie won by sitting on Lenny's head. It is now his castle.

Nap Report Featuring: Leona

The Laptop Keyboard

Leona has decided that the warmest spot in the house is the 'Enter' key while Mom is trying to work. She rates this spot 10/10 for warmth and 10/10 for annoyance caused.

Nap Report Featuring: Lyla

The 3 PM Sunbeam

Lyla has mastered the art of migrating across the living room rug in perfect synchronization with the sun's movement. She barely woke up to move 3 inches to the left.

Official Snack Rating Judge: The Whole Crew

Cheddar Cheese Cube

The sound of the wrapper opening summoned all 6 members of the zoo instantly.

Rating: 5/5 Paws

Verdict: Absolute delicacy.

Official Snack Rating Judge: The Cats

A Slice of Cucumber

Offered to Lenny as a treat. He sniffed it, looked offended, and slapped it off the counter.

Rating: 0/5 Paws

Verdict: Is this a joke?